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Miley Cyrus Reunited with Even Less Talented Nick Jonas

After breaking up with Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus has run back into the arms of the talented brother Nick Jonas. They were seen jet skiing together, which is a sure sign of white trash true love.

Labels: Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas

Lindsay Lohan Stole the Family Jewels?

Scotland Yard super investigators might be questioning the Lindsay Lohan about $400,000 worth of the missing jewelry from an Elle photo shoot. Lohan modeled the missing diamond necklacer and earrings that were on loan from Dior. Of all the Fantastic Four this is the one that was shaped up to be the best!

Labels: Lindsay Lohan

Billy Joel Wants To Buy Granddaughter Katie Lee a Restaurant

Billy Joel is looking to buy Italian restaurant for his wife, Katie Lee, somewhere in Sag Harbour, NY. They should have fun with the bottle of red, white and the pumpkin. She is a chef and was the first host of the Bravo's Top Wreck.

Labels: Billy Joel, Katie Lee, Top Chef

Katie Holmes to Think She Can Dancer?

The small Islands of Katie is rumored to film a segment on So You Hung that You Can Dance. The Katie was goes out some lot of CBS Studios having filmed the part of its appearance on a stage Monday, and directs according to what reported to New York to continue the shot to the Studios of FOX.

A source reports that the show builds a series of "production of Broadway" enormous for its appearance and that all is just "bulky". It continues to explain the secret dancing lessons and training that precisely Mr. king TOM Cruise: "It works with the choreographer Tyce Diorio." This was a given old person in manufacture.

It will likely air for July 8, like that is the episode 100.

Labels: Katie Holmes, So You Think You Can Dance, TV News

Carrie Prejean Fired, Blames the Gays

Carrie Prejean was fired and no longer represents the Miss USA pageant. She is sure to blame someone other than her fine breasts.

Labels: Carrie Prejean

Dannii Minogue Returns to X Factor

After dumping $1.7 millon on her tiny little lap, X Factor has convinced Dannii Minogue to return as a judge for a third season. She will once again do whatever it is she does on whatever it is they do on that show.

Labels: Dannii Minogue, TV News, X Factor

Christina Ricci Ends Engagement to Comedian Dude

Christina Ricci ended her engagement to Owen Benjamin, a comedian that has yet to star in a funny movie. They met last year on the set of "All's Faire in Love", began dating and became engagement. And now they are not.

Labels: Christina Ricci, Owen Benjamin, Splitsville

Winona Ryder Confirms Heathers Sequel

She's going to stop stuffing crap in her handbags long enough to make a sequel to the 1988 classic Heathers. Christian the Slater is also scheduled to return. Isn't he deads? Why always the sleepy eyes my dearest?

Labels: Heathers, Movie News, Winona Ryder

Susan Boyle Collapses After Realizing Her 15 Minutes are Up

Your act made me cry too.

Labels: Susan Boyle

Jillian Michaels to Release Another Bad Video Game

The Jillian Michaels machine will be releasing another Wii video game in 2010, titled Jillian Michaels Fitness Ultimatum 2010. We apologize in advance maybe Jillian Michaels Bikini Boxing would be a better title.

Labels: Jillian Michaels