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Christina Aguilera Whores Out New Stink

Christina Aguilera was at a Los Angeles Macy’s last Friday launching her new body smeller Inspire. I cannot wait to smell just like her.

Labels: Christina Aguilera, Whoring for Dollars

Jessica Alba Whores for Liquor

For some reason Jessica Alba felt the need to become the face of the 2009 Club Campari calendar.

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Kristen Stewart to Rock Out as Joan Jett

Kristen Steward, star of Twilight, will be playing Joan Jett in The Runaways, a biography of the 70's girl band. Joan Jett will be an executive producer on the film that was written and directed by Floria Sigismondi. The filmmakers are hoping for a 2009 start.

Labels: Joan Jett, Kristen Stewart

Kerri Walsh Pregnant

Olympic beach volleyball star of sorts is pregnant with her first child. She told Billy Bush that she believes her and her husband Casey Jennings conceived during their last days at the Beijing Olympics, right after she won her gold medal.

Labels: Baby News, Kerri Walsh

Anne Heche is Pregnant

Anne Heche is pregnant and remarkably not claiming to be knocked up by a turkey baster or an alien. Heche and her husband, actor James Tupper, are expecting their first child together. Heche and Tupper met in 2006 on the set of their ABC drama, Men in Trees, while Heche was still married to Coley Laffoon. Heche has a six-year-old son with Laffoon.

Labels: Anne Heche, Baby News

Keri Russell Looks Bizarre in Details Magazine

Keri Russell appears in a very strange photo spread in December's Detail magazine. Russell is best known for starring in tv's Felicity in the late 90's.

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Amanda Beard Sues the Sun

Olympic gold medalist hottie Amanda Beard is suing a California tanning salon company for using her name and likeness without her permission. She filed the lawsuit on Tuesday claiming that ProSun posted her picture on their website in a way to create an impression that she endorses their products. Beard is seeking more than $25,000 in damages.

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Charlize Theron is Here

Please to be enjoying Charlize Theron.

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Madonna and A-Rod Look for Love Shack

The New York press are reporting that Madonna and her new love-toy the A-Rod have been quietly looking for a house on the Upper East Side and the East End in NYC. These houses range in price from $30-$60 million.

Labels: A-Rod, Lovey Dovey, Madonna

Miranda Kerr Denies Engagement to Orlando Bloom

Underwear lady Miranda Kerr had denied her engagement to the man-child elf with the teenage facial hair.

Labels: Lovey Dovey, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Engaged

The Orlando Bloom and model of little things Miranda Kerr are engaged according to Australian media. He's must shave that little thing on his lip if he wants to be looked a man.