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Hayden Panettiere Whores Out the Bags

Hayden Panettiere, the star of the Heroes of television, has designed its own bag of limited edition for Dooney & Bourke. The sale retail of the bags for $295 and they are for sale now. Just how many stuff can remain you in one of these?

Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Whoring for Dollars

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Eloped in Mexico

Lovers of all things tv Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have eloped in Mexico. They secretly got married on November 20th in a ceremony on the beach. Please help us from the pictures that will be coming soon.

Labels: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Wedding Bells

Win Britney Spears Good Morning America Tickets

The Britney Spears have announced an invitation in its page of MySpace to its fans, them inviting her "the Largest Contest of Fan of Britney & Celebration of Birthday". The winner will receive tickets to her performance of the Good Morning America on December 2nd. The contestants are favored to sing, to dance, to imitate or to profess still their love for Spears of Britney.

Labels: Britney Spears

Linda Hogan Needs Some More Hulkamania!

Linda Hogan is asking for more money from the Hulkster on top of the $40,000 a month he is paying her in temporary alimony payments. She must have banged that pretty little head on the turnbuckle one too many times.

Labels: Linda Hogan

Rachel Zoe Scared of Da Burglars

Rachel Zoe ran screaming from her West Hollywood home to a new LA highrise after it was broken into and a bunch of junk was stolen.

Labels: Rachel Zoe

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Charlize Theron Named United Messenger of Peace

The United Nations annointed Charlize Theron as a United Messenger of Peace last Friday. She will be working to end violence against women. The Messengers of Peace consist of celebrities that promote United Nations goals.

Labels: Charlize Theron

Bachelor Winner Delgado Arrested for Public Intoxication

The former NFL majorette and reality TV bride to be Mary Delgado was arrested Sunday evening at a Del Rio, Texas bar. First morning of Sunday she was arrested after that sweet thing refuse to leave a local bar. The police arrested Delgado with the fit accusations of behavior to get upset the peace, the public intoxication, and the stopping of to resist. She was released about an hour later.

Delgado accepted a televised proposal from 'The Bachelor' professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick in 2004.

Labels: Behind Bars, Mary Delgado, The Bachelor

Scarlett Johansson and Her Breasts to Appear in Allure

Scarlett Johansson will be unleashing the cannons in the latest issue of Allure.

Labels: Scarlett Johansson

Cyndi Lauper Releasing Christmas Song with The Hives

Cyndi Lauper and The Hives will be collaborating on a Christmas song called A Christmas Duel. It will be available for free download on November 28th. Nothing like a song about fighting to help lift your spirits during Christmas.

Labels: Cyndi Lauper, The Hives

Kate Hudson a Wonderful Lesbian!?

Rumors are swirling that Kate Hudson is a leg licker after many people observed her very openly getting very cozy with a female model. This took place at a party in Miami Beach last Friday night.

Labels: Kate Hudson, Lesbians

Sharon Stone Ditches Boy Toy

Sharon Stone has dumped her 24-year old boy toy, Chase Dreyfous, reports the Daily Mail. Stone began dating Dufous last June.

Labels: Breakup, Sharon Stone

Celebrate Obama's Victory with this Piece of American History

On November 4, 2008, a long and enduring presidential campaign culminated in one historic event - the election of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States. Celebrate this achievement with the Yes We Can Barack Obama Commemorative Collector Plate.

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Ashlee Simpson in Labor

Ashlee Simpson reportedly went into labor on Saturday. This will be the first child for her and husband Pete Wentz.

Labels: Ashlee Simpson, Baby News, Pete Wentz

Nothing Says Sexy Like 'Unicorn'

Because really, nothing says sexy like unicorns. Click here only if you are brave enough to view a huge selection of unicorn products.

Labels: Pamela Anderson

Best Buns in the World Winners

Judges voted Brazilian 20-year-old female Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak and French 27-year-old male Saiba Bombote as best bottoms in the world. 45 finalists from 26 countries were in the competition, with the two winners receiving an underwear modelling contract, $15,000 prize money and an insurance contract for their bottoms.

Labels: Best Buns, Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, Saiba Bombote

Audrina Patridge Out Showing Off the Cannons

Audrina Patridge unleashed the doctor's good work this Tuesday, November 11th, in Beverly Hills. She was reportedly taping scenes in her pink and black bikini for the show The Hills. There is still no official word on whether there will be a 5th season for the show.

Labels: Audrina Patridge, The Hills

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Still Too Cute

Awwwwww....aren't they just so cute in love and everything?

Labels: Camilla Belle, Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Lovey Dovey

Disney Themed Personal Checks

Check out the Disney themed checks that Checks in the Mail offers. In addition to the Disney themes, they also offer thousands of other types of personalized checks. Good stuff, check them out now.

Hugh Hefner to Give Kendra Wilkinson Away

Hugh Hefner will be giving away Kendra Wilkinson at her wedding. Kendra is marrying Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion on June 27th. Hefner, of course, is the one time ~~grandfather~~ boyfriend of playmate Wilkinson.

Labels: Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson, Wedding Bells

Salma Hayek Addicted to Breastfeeding

In a story that is too good to be made up, Salma Hayek told Style magazine that she was addicted to breastfeeding. The wonderous mound of actress gave birth to her daughter Valentina in 2007 and says she cannot stop breastfeeding.

She says that "I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can't stop."

Labels: Salma Hayek

Madonna Next Whore of Louis Vuitton?

Rumors are swirling on the Internets that the Queen of All Muscles, Madonna, has signed on as the face of French luxury brand Louis Vuitton. She would start scaring potential customers in the Spring of 2009.

Labels: Madonna, Whoring for Dollars

Katy Perry Gives Breasts to Charity

Katy Perry, the singer that pretends to like to kiss girls, has donated a sculpture of her bust to a breast cancer charity. Other celebrities will be donating their busts to the charity auction that will start on eBay on November 26th.

Labels: Katy Perry

Holly Madison Always a Bridesmaid

Holly Madison is to be insisting that she be a bridesmaid for Playmate partner Kendra Wilkinson's wedding. Does she even think that she will be invited? What is wrong with the brain for this pound of flesh in the little clothes?

Labels: Holly Madison

Disney Princess Movie Maker on Sale

Buy.com has started offering the Disney Princess Movie Maker for only $24.99. That is $75 off the regular price of $99!

Cowell Gives Seymour $9 Million and Tells Her to Go Away

Simon Cowell gave his girlfriend of six years, Terri Seymour, $5 million in cash and another $4 million to buy a house. And then booted her booter to the curb. Licking his hairy chest for six years could be worth $9 million.

Labels: Simon Cowell, Terri Seymour

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling Together...No Wait...Apart Again!

Four months after getting back together after breaking up after being a couple before, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are breaking up. Maybe Peach Fuzz Face is tired of the controlling woman of the little thing.

Labels: Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling

Carrie Underwood & Jessica Simpson Catfight?

Are we abouts to see the full on bitch slapper between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson? All over Tony Romo? Underwood has been talking about Jessica's Cowboy man it seems. Does she want it?

Labels: Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo

Kerry Katona Gets Alcoholism Testing

Who knew there was such a test? Kerry Katona will be tested for alcoholism in order to save her Iceland frozen food endorsement deal. I say "drink up" I will still suckle your frozen peas!

Labels: Kerry Katona

Lindsay Lohan Loses All the Jobs

In true to her fashion, Lindsay Lohan has continued to lose all of the jobs for her twitty. After getting cut from Ugly Betty, the World Music Awards has cut her cooter loose. Denise Richards has been slated to replace her. Better on the rack from her!

Labels: Lindsay Lohan

Holly Madison Dumps Hefner, Seeing Criss Angel?

Hugh Hefner's former gal pal and playmate Holly Madison has left the mansion. She has been spotted recently mindfunking Criss Angel with her tongue.

Labels: Criss Angel, Holly Madison