Celebrity Gossip, Bikinis and T-Shirts with a Twisted Sense of Humor

Heather Locklear Arrested

Hottie 47-year-old Heather Locklear was person under arrest in California this passed weekend for the suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription drugs. The reports of news that witnesses saw Locklear leaving a park lot driving oddly. An official of the Patrol of the Highway from California later found her parked on a highway and blocking a lane of the traffic.

Locklear had checked in a medical clinic in Arizona this summer that suffers from the anxiety and the depression. Permit us hope this baby of bikini is saved!

Labels: Busted, Heather Locklear

Jessica Simpson Continues to Dominate Tony Romo

This must have been a bed that shakes the weekend for Tony Romo. In latest attempt of Jessica Simpson to sabotage Romo's career, she must have been given her to him good every night. The Washington Redskins defeated the Dalles Cowboys in Texas 26-24. The fans want to know, was Ms. Simpson in the stadium? Was she wearing that pink Romo jersey? Was she wearing the underwear?

Labels: Jessica Simpson, NFL

Britney Spears New Single

Did everyone hear the new one of Britney Spears, the "Womanizer"? What do you think? Is she seeming good? Or did they mutilate her voice to seem as a twelve profligate old years?

Labels: Britney Spears

Scarlett Johansson Marries

Scarlett Johansson's reps confirm that she married Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds over the weekend. Ryan, who is 31, seems to have done well to pull a 23!

Labels: Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Wedding Bells

Sarah Michelle Gellar Returning to TV

Sarah Michelle Gellar is having to crawl back to the tv and will be starring in HBO's 'The Wonderful Maladys'. We will let you have the info for when it is going to be on when we know it. Let's hope for the little bossoms!

Labels: Sarah Michelle Gellar, The Wonderful Maladys

Rachel McAdams Joins Sherlock Holmes

Rachel McAdams will be playing Irene Adler in Guy Ritchie's 'Sherlock Holmes' movie. We say YES to the jungle best!

Labels: Rachel McAdams, Sherlock Holmes Movie

Sunshine Tutt Ends Marraige, Grabs Some Dough

Sorta model Sunshine Tutt and her husband Chris Kattan ended their shorted marraige. The TMZ is reporting that she is grabbing a low six figure sum for marraige settlement. That seems like a nice rate for marrying licky dude for only 59 days!

Labels: Sunshine Tutt

Hayden Panettiere's Father Charged

The prosecutors have loaded the father of Hayden Panettiere, Alan, with battery of crime to strike supposedly his wife Leslie. Their accusation is planned for October and he confronts a year in the jail.

Labels: Hayden Panettiere

Audrina Patridge Seeing Justin Bobby Again

How can even one with so little start seeing such a dude that has so little facial hair? He makes the house rat look pretty!

Labels: Audrina Patridge, The Hills

Clay Aiken is a Gay?

This week's magazine for the weak, People, broke the exciting news that Clay Aiken is gay. Sources tell us that next week's People will be breaking the news that the Pope is a Catholic person.

Labels: American Idol, Clay Aiken

Kim Kardashian Shakes Her Big Caboose

Kim Kardashian muddled her way through her first dance on the first episode of the 7th season of the Dancing with the Stars. Her dancing partner, Mark Ballas, looked almost frightened of the woman that tries to be famous. Sorta funny person Jeffrey Ross was eliminated last night, so Kim stays on at least one more night.

Labels: Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian

Nicole Kidman Credits Sperm Waterfalls

Nicole Kidman says that the magic sperm waters of the Kununurra Outback waterfalls may have contributed to her pregnancy. Six other women that swam in this water with open legs with her also became pregnant.

Labels: Nicole Kidman

Jillian Michaels Needs to Get Her Team Together!

Last night on The Biggest Loser found all of Bob's team being safe over the yellow color line. Jillian, we all are to be loving you! Please work out them hardest!

Labels: Biggest Loser, Jillian Michaels

Whitney Port Reunites With Another Non-Famous Face?

It has been heard that Whitney Port, the star of stupidities of the MTV 'The Hills', reunited with her former-boy Ben Lyons? Lyons is a critic of film from New York that is well-known alone because of his family. These two deserve it at the other, persons so provided!

Labels: Ben Lyons, The Hills, Whitney Port

Kirsten Dunst Ditches Mac Guy

Kirsten Dunst the Spiderman kisser left her boy, Justin Long. Long it is known better like that the Mac Guy on that commercial Apple that is not funnier anymore. What dandy will Kirsten date the next week?

Labels: Justin Long, Kirsten Dunst

Karina Smirnoff Injured, Fixed

Karina Smirnoff injured herself during Dancing with the Almost Stars. She sprained her ankle, but is determined to be okay to dance during the show with bad chef Rocco DiSpirito.

Labels: Dancing with the Stars, Karina Smirnoff

Tina Fey Wins Emmy, Loses Purse

Tina Fey won the Emmy for head actress in '30 Rock', but she lost her purse during the snoozing ceremony. She left it by mistake under her uncomfortable chair. Let's hope she finds it before someone uses her very valuable Amex to purchase gasoline and blow.

Labels: Tina Fey

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaving The View?

Elizabeth Hasselbek could leave The View. It is full of other throats of the old hens running into it with their constants liberal cackle.

Labels: Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Kim Kardashian Working Hard in the Dance Studio

Kim Kardashian and its ass gigantic work hard getting ready to Dance with the Stars.

Labels: Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian

Rachelle Leah to Bare All

Rachelle Leah, the host of Everything-Access of UFC, will appear nude in the next Playboy month. Let us hear it for the just recognizeable woman removing their garments.

Labels: Rachelle Leah, UFC

Sarah Jessica Parker Confirms Sex and the City Movie Sequel

The Sarah Jessica Parker confirmed to a party of liberation for the DVD Thursday evening she will participate in a Sex and the City Movie sequel. They will squeeze every hundredth that are able outside this that morindo dog.

Labels: Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City

Denise Richards Reality Show Might Be Canceled

The Denise Richards' reality show "Denise Richards: It's Complicated" might not be returning to the E! Network. Perhaps the mediocre queen of film should return to the gigantic shot insects and to undoing the bossoms.

Labels: Denise Richards

Jennifer Aniston Still Has Men

Jennifer Aniston has been seen turning pale around with an unknown man in Cabo. Why still they worry all by she colliding with Brad Pitt? She is still the shizzle with the creaky sound in the jeans!

Labels: Jennifer Aniston

Audrina Patridge Gets Her Own Show?

The puttana of Hills of Talentless, Audrina Patridge, is rumored to spin-off her own new show of shunt. Do persons really worry themselves so much over the wannabes from this damned show?

Labels: Audrina Patridge, The Hills

World's Smallest Man Sits Under World's Longest Legged Woman

Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the longest legs on the earth, meets He Pingping, the smallest planet of man. What would he be looking up at?

Obama Snubs Lindsay Lohan's Offer to Help

We cannot imagine why he would not want her to be of help!

Labels: Lindsay Lohan

Jessica Simpson Shows America Her Bun Cakes, Fixed!

Last week on Good Morning America, Jessica Simpson was performing one of her cowboy songs. She spun around like a chicken a little too fast and exposed her patty cakes.

Labels: Jessica Simpson

Jillian Michaels Still a Big Baby

Jillian Michaels tried to show her tough side on this season's newest episode of the Biggest Losers. But it only took a few minutes before she was almost a crying person when dealing with the biggest man on the show. But she still looks really good in her clothes from workouts!

Labels: Biggest Loser, Jillian Michaels

Jessica Simpson Is Back to Good Luck for Romo

After Tony Romo led the Dallas Cowboys to a 41-37 victory of the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday night, can we still be to ask that Jessica Simpson brings him the bad football luck? The question is still being asked was Jessica at the stadium watching the game? Does she only bring the bad luck when she is there? Or when she is watching in the too cute pink Tony Romo jersey?

Labels: Jessica Simpson

Rumer Willis Married?

Rumor is flying that Rumer Willis has secretly married her boy man Micah Alberti. And that Mom and Dads are not happy. Stay tuned...

Labels: Rumer Willis

Michael Jackson turns 50

The crown of pop Michael Jackson turned 50 years old last Friday. He did not have any special parties but still wants to be the Peter Pan!

Labels: Michael Jackson

Lindsay Lohan Decks Photographer

Lindsay Lohan fell when going to the Bowery Hotel Sunday in New York City. She is thinking that the paparazzi man tripped her and she punched him in the nose. The finest were called but no charges were filed.

Labels: Lindsay Lohan

Megan Fox is Now Too?!

Another lesbian in Hollywood now? The Megan Fox says in new magazine of GQ that she had once a relation with a girl in a strip club in the Sunset Boulevard. She was Russian and smelled as vanilla. Megan now is obsessed with the star of pornography Jenna Jameson.

Labels: Megan Fox

Lindsay Lohan is Engaged, Fixed!

The noises fly that Lindsay Lohan will marry her cheerful friend Samantha Ronson. She was seen to put on a big engagement ring to shape of heart. So she is so despaired for the publicity? She could not have settled just in the Playboy? They offered $700,000 of her to settle and declined. She cannot take just a tattooing or something?

Labels: Lindsay Lohan

Jennifer Lopez Finishes Triathlon Queen!

Jennifer Lopez finished the first triathlon in Malibu Sunday. It took 2 hours and 23 minutes to finish the race where she swam in the water for 1/2 mile, traveled the bicycle for 18 miles and ran the race for 4 miles. This does it the hottest one of them!